Legal notice

Who does this to MONDAY.

MONDAY wants to escalate this and asks every Monday for an address to serve papers on. Here you go. No jokes from here on, promised.

Provider

Information under § 5 of the German Digitale-Dienste-Gesetz (DDG):

Represented by its managing director, Markus Heiser.

Contact

Email: info (at) 42cloudz.de

Register entry

Entered in the commercial register (Handelsregister). Register court: Amtsgericht Hanau, register number: HRB 97956

VAT

VAT identification number under § 27a of the German VAT Act (Umsatzsteuergesetz): DE341453203

Responsible for the content

Under § 18(2) of the German Interstate Media Treaty (Medienstaatsvertrag, MStV): Markus Heiser, address as above.

Consumer dispute resolution

We are neither willing nor obliged to take part in dispute resolution proceedings before a consumer arbitration board.

Liability

We are responsible for our own content under the general laws. Websites we link to and ads are the responsibility of their providers. When we set the links, no legal violations were apparent. If we learn of one, we remove the link or the ad right away.

Copyright

The texts, images, characters and code of this website are protected by copyright. Using them beyond what copyright law allows needs our permission. Fonts by others are under their own licences.

Satire and characters

Monday Must Die is satire. MONDAY is not a person and not a real boss but a weekday in a suit. He, the board member, the commentator and every other character are made up. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, to actual bosses or to existing companies is pure coincidence. The only thing that gets hit here is a weekday, with cartoon bumps and buzzwords instead of blood, and what takes the blows is meetings, reply all and office madness, never people. We reject violence against people, at work and everywhere else. If your Monday really gets to you, gewerbejobs24 may have a better job for you.

End of the official part. MONDAY took notes and is already typing an email. Subject: “URGENT!!! Please call me back”.

This English version is for your convenience; the German version is the one that counts. Last updated: 5 October 2026